Total Medals Earned: 796 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,515 Points
Medals Earned: 8/28 (75/500 points)
Buy 5 turrets
Kill 25 enemies
Kill 100 enemies
Use an item
Place 5 turrets of the same type
Kill a MEGA enemy
Use 10 items
Get 5 active mines at once
Survive for 25 waves without taking damage
Level 10 times
Survive for 15 waves (Survival)
Get a lvl 5 turret
Survive for 5 waves (Survival)
Survive for 30 waves (Survival)
Kill 250 enemies
Survive for 10 waves without taking damage
Level 50 times
Kill 500 enemies
Get a lvl 10 turret
Place 9 cells
Kill a total of 10000 enemies
Survive for 50 waves (Survival)
Waste 1000 titons at once
Place 10 spikes
Place 17 different turrets
Use 25 items
Survive for 50 waves without taking damage
Win campaign mode
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
The only easy medal you're gonna get.
Survived Level 2-1
Die 2000 times and break the death counter.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/240 points)
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
well! what is it!
*points down*
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/235 points)
Get a score of at least 10.
Get a score of at least 50.
Got a score of over 125.
Get a precision-streak of 10 or more (10 or more bonus points earned consecutively).
Achieve maximum speed (100 dot jumps).
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/250 points)
Kill 10 UFOs in a game.
Hit Three UFOs with one Rocket shot.
Hit 5 UFOs with 1 Rocket.
Visit SuperFTC.com (You Electric Cock Rock!)
Accidentally Launch a Rocket.
Kill 25 UFOs in a game.
Play the game 69 times.
Bounce a Rocket off of two walls before hitting a UFO.
Kill 50 UFOs in a game.
Break a Rocket without hitting a single UFO.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (120/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/380 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
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